Pretty sure Jordan is the dad. Equally as sure that he's flying the coop pretty soon to get away from Colleen and the three kids. What Jordan doesn't know is that Colleen's got plans to send the kids out into the great wide open right quick.

And the only boy-child. Dogwood is the runt of the litter (do you call duck babies a litter?) and because Jordan and Colleen saw fit to give him a dorky name, he's going to be teased at school. That's not going to stop Colleen from kicking him out of the nest over the next week or so though.

One of the babies... She's going to need to get out of the nest soon.

a mysterious box appeared on my doorstep one afternoon... the thingies had landed. I swear there were only two in the box at first... they've been multiplying. I'm going to start separating them before I end up with more than I can handle.

a second baby. it's getting crowded in here.