michaelcummings Encountered Michael

My self titled Duckie Thingie landed in my mail box straight from the mother land of Mountville, PA in a cute packaging, likely wrapped by @quixado's wife, with a few of his siblings. I shall swiftly take them to adoption centers located all around town as I can only care for one little Duckie Thingie at a time.

I can already tell 'Michael' is going to be a handful. He sits there peering at me from underneath my monitor as if he's up to no good...

Tomorrow 'Michael' shall travel with me to Frys Electronics where one of his brothers will find himself kidnapped by a strange, iPod touting, punk pedestrian.

We will also travel to the airport this week where one of his sisters is likely to cause pandemonium until a beautiful TSA agent picks her up and tucks her away in her shirt pocket to keep warm.

Sister number two shall be given to a lovely family of hobbits over in Dallas to be cared for before sailing away on her journey to a strange land.

As for 'Michael' I have high hopes for him to become an international traveler, and to become multilingual, so I'm sending him to basket weaving school in Peru.

He'll love it.